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31 mars

聪明人必做的10件事情

 

 

1.储蓄友谊

靠得住的友谊是今生最温暖的一件外套。

它是靠你的人品和性情打造的,在这个年龄一定要好好地珍惜它,如果到目前为止,还没有几笔,那么,从现在用心去储存还来得及。

2.学会放手

这个年龄已经不允许不成熟,当你无力把握命运中的某种爱、某种缘、 某种现实,就要学会放手。给自己一个全新的开始,只要信心在,勇气就在;努力在,成功就在。

3.播种善良

一定要极尽自己所能,让那些比你苦、比你难过的人感受到这世上的阳光和美丽。

这样的善良常常是播种,在不经意间,就会开出最美丽的人性之花。

4.懂得音乐

一定要学会一种乐器,它会洗涤你的身心,打开你的记忆和想像,更会带来意想不到的宁静。另外还有摄影、收藏,它们都能让我们的生活增添滋味。

5.避开两种苦

尘世间有两苦,一是得不到之苦,二是锺情之苦。

前者在你付诸努力的前提下,就把一切当作一场赌,胜之坦然,败之淡然,好在这年龄还有一定的资本得以卷 土重来;至于后者可说是世间最苦,如果把这时还有这样的情愫,一定要像清除灰尘般,把它从心屋底层抹去。

6.学会承受

有些事情需要无声无息地忘记,经过一次,就长一次智慧;有些苦痛和烦恼得要默默地承受;历鍊一次;就丰富一次。

这个年龄不该再像小时候那样大喊大叫,痛哭流涕。

7.留住感恩心

当我们参加完葬礼,总会涌起一些感慨;当我们大病初愈,总会有万般珍惜。

感恩的心一定要时时保留,它不仅让你怜惜身边事物,还能平抚欲望和争斗,甚至幸福的感觉也往往源自于此。

8.热爱工作

尽管它不像喝茶、聊天那般惬意,但它检验著我们的智慧和能力,得以让我们体现价值及获得成就。一定要全心爱它,毕竟它让你大半生有事做、有饭吃。

9.善于学习

读书和学习都是在和智慧聊天,每年至少要读五十本书,它不仅保证你的记忆力、感悟力,还能让你维持个性魅力,这可是练瑜珈做美容所不能达到的效果。

10.享受运动

善用时间运动、或是到户外野餐享受一下自然。你的体重就不会因懒惰而上涨,你的容貌也不会因岁月而减少生动,在某种程度上更能保存青春、快乐与健康。

27 mars

几十年后,你死了,你的QQ怎么办?- FUNNY!!

几十年后,你死了,你的QQ怎么办? 截止时间:2021-03-25
作为遗产留个我娃 ,交点遗产税
带到阴间继续用
让儿子帮我挂机弄个骷髅图标,嘎嘎
留给二奶,算是对她的补偿
给我的宝宝 ,西西 让他泡MM
让后人打开自动回复“Q主已死,有事烧纸”
逢年过节叫娃给我烧点QQ币啥地
捐献给Q号被盗的朋友
拍卖。所得款项再买N个Q号
QQ死的肯定比我早。。。
26 mars

智商,身高,情商的父母因素

   
  
  决定智商,身高,情商的父母因素--特别适合未婚的同学择偶的时候。
 

  决定智商的基因--特别适合未婚的同学看。

  身高是母亲的遗传大。在营养状况下的前提下,父母的遗传是决定孩子身高的主要因素,其中妈妈的身高尤其关键。妈妈长得高,孩子也大多长得比较高。

  智力是母亲的遗传大。智力有一定的遗传性,同时受到环境、营养、教育等后天因素的影响。据科学家评估,遗传对智力的影响约占50%-60%就遗传而言,妈妈聪明,生下的孩子大多聪明,如果是个男孩子,就会更聪明。这其中的原因在于,人类与智力有关的基因主要集中在X染色体上。女性有2X染色体,男性只有1个,所以妈妈的智力在遗传中就占有了更重要的位置。  

  性格是父亲的遗传大。性格的形成固然有先天的成分,但主要是后影响。比较而言,爸爸的影响力会大过妈妈。其中,父爱的作用对女儿的影响更大。一位心理学家认为:父亲在女儿的自尊感,身份感以及温柔个性的形成过程中,扮演着重要的角色。另有一位专家提出,父亲能传授给女儿生活上的许多重要的教训和经验,使女儿的性格更加丰富多彩。  

  相貌是父亲的遗传大。据美国心理学家克里斯坦菲德解释,可能由于父亲给予子女遗传上的特征,使婴儿的脸无论怎么看都更像父亲。这位科学家进一步解释说,这也是人类自保本能的一种体现,因为谁是母亲毫无疑问,而谁是父亲却没有这么肯定,所以必须像父亲,这样对婴儿有利,也可以鼓励父亲投入更多的爱。

  上海万豪医院田主任介绍:实际上孩子是同时从父母那里继承各种身体要素的遗传因子。因此从妈妈或爸爸那里所获得的遗传因子的影响力是相同的,一般说来父母漂亮,孩子成年也漂亮,但也是不绝对的,这还要取决于青少年时期的身心智力发展。如果在学校里受到挫折,或在家中受到严重伤害,那么即使小时候很漂亮,大了也会变丑。相反,那些小时候难看,但受到家人社会良好照顾与教育,长大后也可变得如花似玉
 
  决定智商的八对基因
(还是八个?忘记了) 全部都是位于X染色体上面,在此先复习男女性是如何来的?
  
  男生是
XYX ()是来自母亲,Y(精子)是来自父亲。
  
  女生是
XXX ()是来自母亲,X (精子)是来自父亲。
  
  所以生男生女都是先生的错,不要怪罪妈妈的肚皮不争气
!!!!
  
  请注意
:
  
  男生是
XY,所以男生的智商全部都是来自母亲的遗传,女生是XX,所以女生的智商是父亲跟母亲各有一半影响。
  
  因为女生的智商是父亲母亲都有影响,所以会有中和的效应。所以女生智商的分布会呈现自然分布
(normal distribution),就是倒钟状,中间最多,两边较少。
  
  然后男生因为是完全只受一方影响,所以男生智商分布会呈现在偏向在两个极端。也就是说,男生天才比较多,但是同时,蠢材之中也是男生特别多。

  
  这个故事告诉我们什么?

  
  
1.「你要判断一个男生聪不聪明,看他妈妈就知道了。」可是,你又要怎么判断一个男生的妈妈聪不聪明?...... 想不出简便的方法 ......
  
  
2. 然后我们用机率来算:
  
  生男孩的机率
= 1/2;生女孩的机率=1/2
  
  生男孩的时候,母亲对于男孩智商的影响力
= 1
  
  生女孩的时候,母亲对于女孩智商的影响力
= 1/2
  
  所以说母亲跟父亲对于下一代智商的影响力
(期望值)的比例是
  
  
1*1/2 + 1/2*1/2 : 0*1/2 + 1/2*1/2
  
  
= 0.75 0.25
  
  
= 3 1
  
  
= 母:
  
  所以说,如果你:

  
  
1. 是男生,如果你觉得你很笨的话。你千万要娶一个聪明的女生来。这样你小孩翻盘的机率还有七成五,人生还是充满了希望。
  
  
2. 是女生,如果你觉得你很笨的话,因为,你翻人家盘的机率有七成五...... 啊,我不能再说了...... 总之,最近天气不错,出去走走。
  
  
3. 当你看到一个男生很聪明的时候,则,他父亲很聪明的机率是 0% (应该说,就算他父亲很聪明,也对他是没有影响的),可是他母亲很聪明的机率是100%
  
  所以说,如果你在考虑要嫁给一个很聪明的男生的时候,你就要小心他妈妈,可能会是一个很会算计的婆婆。

  
  反之,当你看到一个男生很笨的时候,没错,他通常会很有钱,这是上帝的安排,上帝为了不让人类灭亡,所以他会让很笨的人很有钱,这样他才能娶到聪明的女生。
    

  综合起来看:

  男孩一定要找一个聪明高大的妻子。。。

  女孩最好找一个性格好,面貌俊朗,善良,且上进心十足的男子啊!!!

  这样生出来的孩子尤其是男孩必会如母亲的聪明和身材,如父亲般善于人打交道,且俊美。。。

Wah!!!! 找老公的方向定好了!哈哈。真好玩。不知道自己是不是"聪明", "高大"是一定的啦!Tongue out 1/2得意中。。。- Jojo

22 mars

I Will Miss You

 

 
We had a Good Time today over the lunch at JinJiang Tower.
 
Liz is a girl with substance and I love talking with such a sweet girl with beautiful eyes.
 
Ha ha we reached consensus to always remain 'attractive'.

Take care of yourself my dear Liz when you are in the Australia... Will miss you...
20 mars

A Long Long Week

In the past week, I visited mutiple companies. Today I was in WaiGaoQiao and Zhangjiang. My clients are so nice to me and they are just lovely. I feel very comfortable with all of them.
Really impressed by some of the companies and its system/benefits. Met dear Winnie JieJie today. She is just so sweet and cheerful. She looks like a professor with her expression and the way she carries herself. I like that because when I used to wear glasses, my doctor also called me (jokingly) Professor JoJO. lol Isn't it nice to look like an intellectual?
Went to JinQiao Clinic in between to communicate with some of the doctors and kath. JinQiao girls are just sweet and always welcoming. Sorted out our display area for marketing/info. sharing system.  
After this long day I felt a terrible back pain and stiff neck on the way back to home.
 
It was really a long long week. Tomorrow I am gonna meet Liz for breakfast at XinJinjiang Hotel. Thanks god it is Friday and weekends are just here when I wake up tomorrow!
 
By the way, I found this in the company magazine from one of my client's office. It is funny:
 
"When I married Mr. Right, I did not know his first name is Always."
I could not help giggling upon reading this sentense...
Photo 2: My face was a bit pale today because I got up so early to catch the CEO's car to Wai Gao Qiao... had a very fun journey talking to him.
 

"Zhu Yuan Yu Ren"

"JoAnne, you are zhu yuan yu ren"-- Round Pearl and Well Polished Jade - meaning chubby but quite cute?

15 mars

Weekend Briefing

Had a homely Saturday. I did some housework with mom and in the afternoon I got to read the updated entry by Al, Dr. H's wife. I was very saddened. Honestly I did not know what caused the kidney failure as it was quite sudden. Now it is this severe cancer that involves bone marrow! It sounds terrible. I did a lot of research afterwards online and realized how important to keep a very healthy life style with good habbits. Those might not guarantee anything but at least we try our best to do the part that is under our control.

I realized how late I rest every day ...

it was sweet that daddy dried my hair after I washed it. I really have such great parents. Mom would reminds me to do more exercises (tell me what she learned from the dancer: a kind of a yoga posture that keeps one stand tall and straight and legs lean.) When I could not sleep my daddy would worry to cry and say to me ' do not think too much. do not have too much pressure. take care of your health and that is everything.' I looked into the mirror and my hair is so 'big' and fluffy. I think that is so cute. Daddy's master piece.

It is sunny day after a few gloomy days! And I sun-bathed most of my coats- those of fine wool material ones. That way I can prevent any mould when the raining season comes. I am always working on working days and when I do some housework I feel it is never ending. Family chores are just tedious but mom said it is part of running a family. You have to learn to be at least able to do it.

Today I slept in and got up to have lunch. Daddy always prepares such nice food! In the pm, I followed mom to the community center to join the CPC member meeting. We discussed the key points from the national CPC meeting in Beijing. It is nice to catch up with the latest trends and directions. And a lot of the meeting participants are so earnest even they are very old and not so well in health (some are in their 70s and one of them is 93 years old!). I am glad the World Expo 2010 English learning booklets were distributed to everyone. I complied it and it would help with their daily communication with tourists in the very near future. Our home is so close to the China Pavilion.

Now I am leaving this message here and get ready to dress up a bit (not too much so I do not stand a chance to outshine the bride) for a wedding banquet tonight. This year seems a busy year for marriage and new life! Happy 2009 to all!

Last but not least, I got a chance to see CS's tummy in Brunei (via webcam!). It is much rounder and so cute. I am so glad. I am going to love those babies. Muah~~~ Open-mouthed 

Words of wisdom from my most missed and respected Uncle S.

"Do your best, JoAnne, with minimal expectations of the returns. You will do fine by just regulating your live with simpler demands, prioritize the needed to do list, seeing the beauties around you, and hear the music from the air.... practice slowly without thinking of how much the effort you have to put into it. "  

My face is a bit 'uneven' because I put on too much 'plaster' ! Tongue out

12 mars

To Raise An Insect :P

Mom's pets..several little creatures...sometimes they have a concert on my home... so cute. But have to keep them warm by tucking them in your bosom clothing! Heart to heart pet keeping... the closer, the warmer. No worries about suffocating. :-)
A week ago, one of them died. Looking into the empty box, I said 'it is so sad. he used to sing so well'. Mom siad ' I feel ok because I treated him very well when he was alive.'
I was very much impressed again my mom talks always to the point. 
11 mars

My Office on 7th Floor and My Little Green Xiao Lv

 
New space New mood? For the better, hopefully!
Bought a new vase to celebrate moving. Closer to Jesintha and other lovely people! Also closer to the top boss anyways.Angel
 
9 mars

Very Precise~!

Your Florence Nightingale side may be anxious to make an appearance today, dear Cancer. Your default defense is to take care of yourself and others. This is fine, but make sure you are doing it in such a way that doesn't deplete you of vital life force. The key is to offer advice and then simply walk away from the situation. You are not responsible for other people's actions. Offer information, but leave the final decision up to the person you are trying to help.
4 mars

Red Rose & / Or White Rose

 "也许每一个男子全都有过这样的两个女人,至少两个。娶了红玫瑰,久而久之,红的变了墙上的一抹蚊子血,白的还是"床前明月光";娶了白玫瑰,白的便是衣服上沾的一粒饭黏子,红的却是心口上一颗朱砂痣。"
"Maybe every man would have such 2 women in their life, at least 2. (The 2 of them, namely, Red Rose and White Rose). If the man married the red rose, over time, the red rose deminishes to a smear of mosquito blood on the wall; while, the white rose remains " moonlight cast on the well". If he happened to marry the white rose, as time lapses, the white rose turns into a grain of rice stuck and dried up on a corner of his clothes, while the red rose remains a cinnabar- colored mole on the heart of him."
 

妈妈形容我们的脚 - 米老鼠脚 & 年糕块

可能是因为妈妈是宁波宁?Eye-rolling
 
一直觉得很好玩这形容。 
3 mars

Moi - A Literature Youngster

Dear Dr. L sent me some funny cartoons and pictures having known that I am not very well these days. Those lightened up my days (Monday and rainly days...)
 
The "Viagraboy420" is really hilarious (very human and funny).
And the black white drawing of a person's life stages (milk bottle - coke - alcohol - medical solution ) which provides some room for reflection.
 
It has been raining for 2 weeks nonstop in Shanghai. In the traditional saying: we say 2nd of Feb lunar calendar is the time for the dragon king of the sea to life his head after hibernating in the winter (I guess?). So there is water, water and water, from the sky. It mean, somehow, melancholy for me. People say you judge a person's character (partially) by the way he/she copes with weather, esp. bad weather. Well, I just hate the bone chilling wet winter of Shaghai. I wish I could escape to the tropical island.
 
I would like to share with you an interesting post by my friend in Shanghai about Ailing Zhang (Eileen Chang)'s apartment. It is near Jingan Temple. When I read it, I felt I need to go and see the building for my own. http://www.hugues-martin.fr/wordpress/?p=150
 
I have read almost all Eileen's books as a teenager. I still remember reading Red Rose White Rose on a cloudy day. Both made my heart blue, my eyes melancholic. I never knew that Eileen had such a different adolesence with a traumatic experience of being locked up by his opium addict father. I did know that she was related to Li Hong Zhang and her mom had overseas experiences.Thanks to Hugo, my passion for Eileen's writings are rekindled. I will revisit her books and walk with her.  

 "也许每一个男子全都有过这样的两个女人,至少两个。娶了红玫瑰,久而久之,红的变了墙上的一抹蚊子血,白的还是"床前明月光";娶了白玫瑰,白的便是衣服上沾的一粒饭黏子,红的却是心口上一颗朱砂痣。"
 
I always like what Eileen's momis described: "sophisticated woman of cosmopolitan taste”. I am sure one day I will be a writer too, when I am older. Judy always said 'you life can be adopted to make a movie'.  Or a maybe book?

 

上班这点事

DRESS (不是dressing,今天还是V说DRESSING是调味品): 最近每天穿黑色牛仔裤去上班。因为不是SLIM FIT,所以没有太休闲。唯一要避免的是走近大老板办公室。
 
好玩的是早上从床上踏到地上的时候,总是想到我的丽娜和雅敏姐姐们。想到她们穿着漂亮的裙子,A-LINE WITH SOME BLACK LACE ORNAMENT AT THE BOTTOM,恰到好处地露出修长的黒腿(很好质地的黑袜子套着的美腿), 瞪着漂亮的高跟鞋(室内)或者高跟皮靴(室外)。想想算了。自己那么高,穿短裙太短,穿长裙又很尴尬地不长不短;至于皮鞋么,总是平跟的。最多就5厘米了, 让自己再显眼一点。Party
 
明天要去金桥的企业公园开会了。正式的会议。所以拿出了施华洛士奇的项链,皮靴,黑色羊毛衫,和羊毛裙(最长也最暖的),丝袜是美莎百货买的 (只有老外的LEGGING才够长)。好像有点时间没有那么正式打扮了。一来给自己提点精神,二来可以让客户感到自己对她们的尊敬。
 
MAKE UP:现在觉得自己的皮肤确实不如20岁了。尽管JESINTA不断地夸我的皮肤光泽健康,但是不涂SHIMMERING POWER (是THE FACESHOP的。不贵,蛮好用)和粉底(买了雅诗兰黛的,小贵,因为小姐说了一句"我们是粉底世家,我们的粉底养肤。”呵呵,要掌握好卖点和消费者心理!)好像就没有了安全感。眼影呢,再也涂不了那些青春色彩了,主要是咖啡的,淡淡的增加凹凸。加上丽娜送的BENEFIT坏女孩的睫毛膏 (睫毛天生地长所以可以上下都刷刷)。因为五官鲜明,只能那么多的MAKEUP。多一点点就很夸张。我是很自恋的人。通常2分钟化妆,3分钟微笑 LOOKING INTO THE MIRROR。然后去上班。
 
PROSPECT: 希望很快我们有更好的服务项目可以让我大展身手去推广。I AM A PEOPLE PERSON. 和同事,朋友,客户(90% 是很NICE的) 在一起的时光是最有趣的。希望自己在没有奖金的情况下,至少每天都有新的学习,新的发现,新的认识。
 
这几天大家都蛮折腾的。很多人都去银行查询帐户是否有新增款项。回来的时候都是阿Q希望明天会有多个几百几千的。我觉得大家都很辛苦,都很努力,都很可爱。
 
希望明天更美好。
对了,包包是最近送美国寄来的。哇。。感觉可以用到我80岁( 如果可以那么长寿。)Smile